The Muffin Man

I have been advised by Donna (colleague who does most of our coffee runs), that the mango and white choc muffins are gone from Gloria Jeans.
Now I feel guilty that I requested that they stock them.
Clearly no-one bought them. Gloria Jeans made no money. Maybe they even lost money. Who knows.

Who was I kidding when I said I'd buy one a week anyway?
Everyone knows all my disposable income gets spent on clothes, crossword scratchies, eating out (only if I have an Entertainment Book voucher) and other recreational activities.

So anyway, down with muffins - up with sausage rolls.
That's what I say.